April 1 exclusive: Camosun College Student Society adopts motion to be more scandalous

The Camosun College Student Society (CCSS) recently adopted a motion to become more scandalous. This comes after years of the student society having a perfectly scandal-free record and also after, apparently, getting inspiration from another student society. “Man, you see what happened out east?” says CCSS executive director Michelle Turnbuckle. “Hundreds of thousands of dollars […]

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April 1 exclusive: Camosun College strategizes on developing policy-development strategy

Camosun College has announced in a recent press release that they will begin strategizing on developing a policy-development strategy. A spokesperson for the college declined to be interviewed, offering up the following email statement. “You don’t do email interviews? You want a chance to question sources about what they say? What kind of newspaper is […]

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