Social Survival 101: How to create a safest space

Columns November 20, 2019

As hate, prejudice, and oppression continue to pervade the world, safe and safer spaces have made valiant strides toward a more accessible, fair, and diverse society. However, recent technological breakthroughs will soon enable forward-thinking communities to evolve into their most equitable form yet: the safest space.

Whereas safe and safer space proponents have relied upon human-driven frameworks for social justice, safest-space advocates argue that our flawed humanity itself creates a fundamental barrier to real progress. They go on to claim that only an unbiased, super-intelligent non-human system can understand and respond to our moral and social deficits efficiently enough to enact truly radical, lasting change.

Social Survival 101 is a column exploring issues relating to social interaction (illustration provided).

Enter SafestAI, an incredible new virtual assistant that can instantly analyze the entire documented history of social prejudice and inequity in order to synthesize hyper-inclusive policies, sanitize hazardous content, and nullify offenders. Originally used to developed Facebook’s safer alternative, Safebook, SafestAI has grown to become a robust force for positive social change that will soon be released into the public commons. Here are just four of the myriad ways in which SafestAI can make your community a safest space.

1. Everyone welcome

SafestAI will be free to run on any brain-computer interface, and comes packaged with training programs that will ensure that you and your linked community are updated with the latest safest-space guidelines, rules, and terminology.

2. Hyperinclusive policies

Drawing upon a comprehensive database of social exclusion and discrimination while also forecasting impending inequities, SafestAI will generate perpetually updating policies that are inclusive beyond normal human comprehension.

3. Zero tolerance means zero tolerance

With SafestAI, zero tolerance isn’t just a term, it’s a commitment. Reassure your community that any infraction upon safest-space policies will be met with complete social annihilation. In addition to memory-erasure services for linked community members, SafestAI can generate and control as many social media accounts as necessary to permanently banish unlinked offenders from the public sphere.

4. Purify hazardous content

Employing the most cutting-edge tools in human-image synthesis, text generation, and voice mimicry, SafestAI can inoculate us from even the most heinous media and pop-culture content by creating safest versions. Likewise, real-time voice manipulation can protect us from encounters with unlinked outsiders who have not yet become their safest selves.

These are just a fraction of the ways in which SafestAI will change our world for the best. Learn more at safest.ai.overlord.